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I was like, really stressing about being a "jealous hater", but my therapist said it was totally okay. Congratulations, Jessica Schroeder, you've won first prize as the sole recipient of my disgust and abhorrence, as you singularly represent all that is evil about lame girls all across the world.

You are the embodiment of all the worst aspects of culturally clueless American mass appeal cookie cutter sorority girls who wouldn't know what the sisterhood was if it gave them their first fisting experience at a Tori Amos concert. Or what style meant, if Andre Leon Talley sat on their faces and shated an entire bottle of Shalimar parfum.

This is my place to vent about what a dumb cunt you truly are. Thanks for the endless supply of material. Punching bags cost money. Your stupidity is free, and vaaaaaaaast.

Oh and guess what? This shit feels so good to release you don't even know (because you only embrace positivity, which is such a total sham). If I suppressed all of this and let it build up, well... Words are my only means of expression.

To all others not visiting this site from a vanity Google alert, please read on, and ride out this wild shit storm of rage with me!

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